Here's a few videos of my current noises.
The first movie is an example of the top of the engine, immediately after a cold start. This to me sounds more like the TSB for the VCT etc.
The second video clip is after a cold start, under the vehicle near the drivers side turbo.
Third video is immediately after the previous, ran over to the passenger side turbo.
And finally, about 5 minutes after the cold startup, while driving in a residential area, from a standing stop, with low acceleration, you can hear the turbo's clicking until the wind noise drowns them out.
Assuming none of these are normal at this point. I just hit 11k miles on this thing.
My ears didn't pick up any issues with the VCT (cam phasers etc.), but i diffidently heard waste-gate flapper valve rattles big time on the driver's side turbo & a little on the passenger side turbo.