I think I might do all of the things you mentioned as well. Yesterday I found myself in a pretty dangerous situation and the truck did NOT respond in the manner that I had anticipated. I'd accept these weird quirks it has, except that this isn't some rare super-car, this is basically the equivalent to the Dodge Caravan in the minivan world.
Some lady pulled out in front of me on the road in front of my work. It's a lower speed road (45MPH), so I wasn't going that fast. It was all just unexpected though, and really dangerous. What I should've done is slammed on the brakes, but I'm not sure that would've saved us from a collision. I swerved around her and put the pedal to the floor thinking that it would boost me ahead of her, and I could safely avoid the situation. I put the pedal to the floor and literally nothing happened. It didn't even sound like it was trying to downshift. I had my foot to the floor for a good 3 seconds, and just nothing. I made it completely around this person with my foot to the floor before I said forget it and took my foot off the gas, meanwhile the truck didn't do squat.
Is anyone else experiencing this? Are there programmers out there that might be able to increase throttle response, but maintain gas mileage? This is just absurd.