What did you do to the expy today

[USMCBuckWild]

New wheels and a detail..

Are you holding a baby in one hand and taking a pic while carrying groceries in the other hand?

 

[Habbibie]

Haha I see the bag too, but how did u assume a baby on the other hand looks empty...

My soon to be new employer just called me and notified me I'm getting a 2016 f150 as the take home company vehicle, with that the expedition will probably be driven once or twice a year... it'll give me the opportunity to fix it back up to tip top shape and possibly sell it.

 

[Neilster1]

No babies.. my youngest just started high school!

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

Haha I see the bag too, but how did u assume a baby on the other hand looks empty...

My soon to be new employer just called me and notified me I'm getting a 2016 f150 as the take home company vehicle, with that the expedition will probably be driven once or twice a year... it'll give me the opportunity to fix it back up to tip top shape and possibly sell it.

SELL IT!!!.....WHHHHYYYY?????

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

What did I do to the expy today? Unlocked it, opened the door, sat in the seat, shut the door, started it, turned on the radio to listen to the news, turned off the radio because it was the news, put in reverse, turned the wheels slightly left, backed out of my drive with little to no acceleration, stopped once I was in the road, put it in drive, accelerated up to speed, turned left at the end of my street, accelerated up to speed, applied brake at the stop sign, slightly accelerated, turned right, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the coyote, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the stoplight, turned right without coming to a complete stop, accelerated up to speed, followed the bend in the road to the left, applied brake, turned right without stopping, accelerated up to speed, slowed down for the photo radar and smiled for the camera just in case, caught the left turn green light in time, turned left, accelerated up to speed, floored it to make the yellow light, slowed back down to cruising speed, applied brake to stop at the next light, slightly accelerated, turned left, accelerated to speed, turned right into the parking lot at work, floored it to beat that other son of a ***** to the best spot, parked it, turned the engine off, opened the door, got out, shut the door, locked the doors, unlocked the doors, opened the door, sat in the seat, shut the door, started it, turned on the radio to listen to the news, turned off the radio because it was the news, put in reverse, turned the wheels slightly left, backed out of the parking space with little to no acceleration, stopped once I was in the road, put it in drive, accelerated up to speed, turned left onto the main road, accelerated up to speed, applied brake at the stop light, turned right without stopping, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the stoplight, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the stoplight, turned right without coming to a complete stop, accelerated up to speed, slowed down for the photo radar and smiled for the camera just in case, turned left without stopping, followed the bend in the road to the right, accelerated up to speed, turned left, accelerated up to speed, applied brake, turned left, floored it for the orange tom cat in the road that keeps ******* in my garage, missed it, applied brake and turned right onto my street, applied brake and turned into my drive, applied brake, came to a complete stop, turned off the engine, got out, shut the door, locked it, poured myself a glass of whiskey, and started typing this.
Repeat for tomorrow................................................without the typing part....maybe

 

[Habbibie]

Lmao smartass

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

Lmao smartass

Thanks trusted friend maybe i shouldn't have that whiskey

 

[USMCBuckWild]

What did I do to the expy today? Unlocked it, opened the door, sat in the seat, shut the door, started it, turned on the radio to listen to the news, turned off the radio because it was the news, put in reverse, turned the wheels slightly left, backed out of my drive with little to no acceleration, stopped once I was in the road, put it in drive, accelerated up to speed, turned left at the end of my street, accelerated up to speed, applied brake at the stop sign, slightly accelerated, turned right, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the coyote, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the stoplight, turned right without coming to a complete stop, accelerated up to speed, followed the bend in the road to the left, applied brake, turned right without stopping, accelerated up to speed, slowed down for the photo radar and smiled for the camera just in case, caught the left turn green light in time, turned left, accelerated up to speed, floored it to make the yellow light, slowed back down to cruising speed, applied brake to stop at the next light, slightly accelerated, turned left, accelerated to speed, turned right into the parking lot at work, floored it to beat that other son of a ***** to the best spot, parked it, turned the engine off, opened the door, got out, shut the door, locked the doors, unlocked the doors, opened the door, sat in the seat, shut the door, started it, turned on the radio to listen to the news, turned off the radio because it was the news, put in reverse, turned the wheels slightly left, backed out of the parking space with little to no acceleration, stopped once I was in the road, put it in drive, accelerated up to speed, turned left onto the main road, accelerated up to speed, applied brake at the stop light, turned right without stopping, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the stoplight, accelerated up to speed, applied brake for the stoplight, turned right without coming to a complete stop, accelerated up to speed, slowed down for the photo radar and smiled for the camera just in case, turned left without stopping, followed the bend in the road to the right, accelerated up to speed, turned left, accelerated up to speed, applied brake, turned left, floored it for the orange tom cat in the road that keeps ******* in my garage, missed it, applied brake and turned right onto my street, applied brake and turned into my drive, applied brake, came to a complete stop, turned off the engine, got out, shut the door, locked it, poured myself a glass of whiskey, and started typing this.
Repeat for tomorrow................................................without the typing part....maybe

Apparently putting it in Park is over-rated.... hope it doesn't roll away

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

Apparently putting it in Park is over-rated.... hope it doesn't roll away

I'll retype it after another whiskey tonight........thanks for pointing that out.

 

[USMCBuckWild]

I'll retype it after another whiskey tonight........thanks for pointing that out.

Damn Docs, always needing babysitting.....

I'll let this one pass if you promise to have an extra whiskey

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

Damn Docs, always needing babysitting.....

I'll let this one pass if you promise to have an extra whiskey

Done and done!! Only the corpsman needed baby sitting...that Dept of the Navy thing...you know. Army Docs did the baby sitting....as long as I had plenty of ripit, coffee, and cinnamon buns on the convoys....wait.......maybe I was being babysat!!!....must've been because I had the morphine...bastards...damn it!!! Think I'll have another whiskey..

 

[USMCBuckWild]

Having spent time with both Navy Corpsman and Hooah Docs, the vast majority require babysitting. Not infering you in particular did (don't know, never worked with you). Although the majority of Army Medics I dealt with were of the 18 variety and were good to go.

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

Having spent time with both Navy Corpsman and Hooah Docs, the vast majority require babysitting. Not infering you in particular did (don't know, never worked with you). Although the majority of Army Medics I dealt with were of the 18 variety and were good to go.

I think we high jacked this thread. You should infer I needed baby sitting...I enjoy the military humor....rivalry...etc...I miss it. Unlike most docs I was 11B long before being "Doc", and 37 when I came back in. I was more like Dad to everyone.

 

[USMCBuckWild]

I think we high jacked this thread. You should infer I needed baby sitting...I enjoy the military humor....rivalry...etc...I miss it. Unlike most docs I was 11B long before being "Doc", and 37 when I came back in. I was more like Dad to everyone.

Not hijacked, more like briefly altered course.

We all mostly appreciate the "inter-service rivalry" keeps things fun and mildly competitive. But, from what I have found the only people who get offended are the ones who don't pull their weight, are incompetent or are utterly clueless.

I am pretty rough on med personnel due to so many screw-ups in my own health care. Its all in jest, Pops, and I know you aren't butt hurt. You ain't the only old fart either; I joined at 25.

 

[ChrisOIFdoc]

Not hijacked, more like briefly altered course.

We all mostly appreciate the "inter-service rivalry" keeps things fun and mildly competitive. But, from what I have found the only people who get offended are the ones who don't pull their weight, are incompetent or are utterly clueless.

I am pretty rough on med personnel due to so many screw-ups in my own health care. Its all in jest, Pops, and I know you aren't butt hurt. You ain't the only old fart either; I joined at 25.

Well said brother....Think I'll raise a glass of whiskey for the Marine Corps and Chesty. Then I'll have 2 for the Army and Patton...

 

[Habbibie]

I didn't drive the exp today instead I took the g37s, on the way back home I ran across my buddy in his 06 M5.. we tried a little race but the ****** took off like a missle, I gave it all I got but just on take off he put 6 car lengths on me then kept walking away as the speeds got higher... never lost a rave that bad in my life, my feeling are hurt

 

[hammerg26]

M5s are no joke.
I had a 540 with the M package (6 speed etc) and that thing would fly!


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[USMCBuckWild]

Used it to gently pull 3 stumps. 1 of the stumps is almost done burning in the fire pit.

 

[Habbibie]

Used it to gently pull 3 stumps. 1 of the stumps is almost done burning in the fire pit.

Video or it didn't happen

 

[Hayes Riviere]

All I've seen are stump pulling fails on youtube. Hope yours turned out okay