whats the weirdest thing any you can think of to hang from your hitch?

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michaelinchains

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and in a couple months when the weather changes swap out the baseballs for golf balls:hmm::nono:
 

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Haha! I had a friend with a big dodge, he had a big tow hook that slid in the receiver, he kept it in there all the time, always said someone would rearend him and he would just drive off and drag them. Then one day it happend, when the cops got done with him he didn't think it was cool anymore....
 

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A no-legged stripper, but I guess that would be more "Pearched" than hung.
I did see some jag-off with a set of bowling balls hung by a chain but his truck had at least a 12" block lift and was just junk.

Damn it, i was gunna say a ****** of somesort! Lol
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Haha! I had a friend with a big dodge, he had a big tow hook that slid in the receiver, he kept it in there all the time, always said someone would rearend him and he would just drive off and drag them. Then one day it happend, when the cops got done with him he didn't think it was cool anymore....

some states it illegal to have the hitch in while driving. its saved me once. an idiot not paying attention tapped my bumper. he had a nice hole in his bumper. no insurance got involved. not needed.
 

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I don't know if you can call it hanging, but I had a 400 pound stump on mine for awhile when I was pulling stumps out of my back yard. Should have seen the neighbors as I was yanking the stump out of the ground. But then, I started dragging it down the street so I could get it to my front yard. What can I say, my Expy does work.
 
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i didnt know it was illegal to have the hitch in while driving in some states. Im glad illinois is not like that. i would be in alot of trouble by now probably . had to take the chain off mine tho. one of the bolts came loose and i was dragging it and shooting out sparks, after that i just took it off to be safe lol
 

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I had a cheap set of those "Truk Nutz" once. They were chrome, and I tried to hang them from my wife's suburban before she left to pick the kids up from School. Unfortunately, I used a zip tie and it broke on the way there.

I saw a guy in town with a chain and two nuts. Like 4" wide nuts from a sewer pipe or something. I've also seen what looked like two duck pin bowling balls hanging from a cable.

I think walmart sells a bottle opener that fits in the receiver.
 

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The best I have seen was a dog with the ball in his mouth and like the dear, when the vehicle was braking it would start shaking like it was trying to tear the ball off. My brother in laws buddy has a huge set of 8 or 10 inch nuts hanging from a chain on the back of his chevy. It does look pretty bad ass. I don't know where you would get nuts that big though.
 

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Truck Balls = "Cool truck, sorry about your dick" I have a Wisconsin badgers logo hitch receiver cover so if your ever in the milaukee waukesha area and u see a blue 2001 eb expy with that hitch cover its prob me
 

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If anything they should make truck vaginas, they are way tougher than balls. I heard vaginas can take a pounding
 

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I had a plastic frog ride in the reciver for a few weeks that my son put in there but never anything hanging. Thought about a drill bit since im a driller?

Not into the nutz deal since im a family man with 2 girls and one boy

years ago my daughter had to be 5-6 years old we pulled up at a intersection and my daughter said= daddy why does that guy have blue deflated baloons hanging from his truck? I said honey thats a clown and he must be going to do a show somewhere.
 

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i always wanted to get the toilet seat and sit on the side of the highway reading a paper :flamingdevil:
 
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