This has to be the weirdest thread ever on this forum.
Oh, not even close. There have been two more threads recently much more lively than this.
Now getting back to weird, I had a giant post all spoken out the other night and I dropped my phone and lost it all but here goes part of it.
Cars are weird in the ways of not using exact definitions of things in some situations but others they are so literal it is stupid.
We call it a windshield or some call it a windscreen. Windshield kind of makes sense but I've never seen little holes in it allowing the air to come through so I don't know where they get screen from. Back to definitions. Ice cream can be something that just block something or between you and the thing or something you view things on like a TV screen but it is often thought of as a screen like a screen wire.
Now we have windshield wipers, also quite literal. But then we go have a radio or a stereo or a radio that plays stereo, a master cylinder, what is it the master of and it's really not as much of a cylinder it's more of a piston. But a piston goes go in a cylinder so why did the cylinder get to be the king of the name. Most people think of it more as the fluid reservoir which is on top of the actual master cylinder or the Piston assembly but that is actually a reservoir that holds the brake fluid but most of us think of that as the master cylinder or part of it. Shouldn't be more like brake controller or hydraulic pressure actuator or brake thingy?
Then we have console. Who is upset? What is it consoling. Oh I guess that would be counselor. See the funny way English is.... and that sentence is an abomination of the English language but oh well.
Other items on cars get cool catchy names and then they try to trademark them or they do trademark the names. Cruise control, positraction, trac-lok, Sure Grip, all names for both rear wheels Drive instead of one will wonder. Differential?? Shouldn't it really be converter or Direction converter or some sort of distribution?
We were referred to cars as I having axles they don't really have but one. Or they have two split in half in the front or back.
Flywheel or flexplate, that's a good one that makes no sense.
Carburetor really should have been fuel atomizer or even injector or vapor injector would have been acceptable. Distributor is quite accurate and simple. And we have a huge mouthful for windshield washer fluid reservoir. Can they just have called that Shield juice or Shield fluid or even windfluid.
People use Dash to refer to the entire Dash which is more accurate and then just the instrument panel which has its own name. Then some people just call it the gauges.
Oh... Rocker panels. That's got to be from way back on the horse and buggy days or something. Just like running boards which are very cool okay to run up and down on but hard to turn around without stepping off and stepping back on..
Sail panel must be because it looks like a sailboat sail but it's a dumb name. Keep cars and boat terminology totally separate please. The last thing I want is port and starboard showing up.
Then some car manufacturer I assumed it was a manufacturer decided to name a pillars and B pillars just arbitrarily their boat and now it's like official definition.
Bumpers... Better not try that today. They are not exactly durable.
We call wipers wipers so why not door handles handlers.
Courtesy lights, interior lights, opera lamps. Ammeter. I've never seen one yet that showed anything but volts.
Center support bearing, commonly referred to as carrier bearing. U-joint, 4 universal joint but they don't fit everything so they're not Universal. They should have called it a t joint or a plus joint because that's what it looks like.
Resonator, if that's like almost against the definition.
Catalytic converter, now there's a good one. People have been thinking they change something in The Cadillacs for decades.
Exhaust scrubber would have been a better word. Or cleaner or emission something.
Quite the conundrum