What has happned in the absence of having a camera to document my mods

[TactialMonkey]

Ok so I don't know where to begin in the absence of having a camera I have created a monstrosity of a roof rack, added mudflaps', painted my brakes, took the chrome covers off my wheels the chrome is a plastic shell and then I painted them black with bed liner (I give that inspiration credit to babysilks wheels) then I used the air ride suspension load sensors to lift my rig 3 inches or so off its knees and mos recently I added 6 lights 4 up front in the lower valance area which as I and some of my friends have described as "chiefs meth mouth" due to the fact that it looks like yellow teeth and then I tinted my factory fogs yellow and most recently I made a new grill out of some cool wire I found at Home Depot haha and then some of you guys my remember that I blew up my reverse lights well I just ran a toggle with 2 hot wires and inline fuses one a 5 amp to the factory reverse lights and the other a 15 amp to my aftermarket reverse lights and boom work lights and reverse lights and the one of my friends drew all over my dash so I just started coloring the interior with a sharpie and its starting to take shape some people actually bought it that it was a Harley expedition haha umm then I plan to do an olive green duraback paint around the out side. Will add some photos later from the computer you guys have any suggestions or questions tell me please!

 

[TactialMonkey]

many more pics to come

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/...073741826.100000385008093&type=1&l=9d2c599195

 

[FordandPolaris]

Haha what the hell is that tip...? Little bit of overkill on a gas engine...

If you like it, thats what counts, but honestly I would take that off. Looks corny.

 

[rex450se]

Haha what the hell is that tip...? Little bit of overkill on a gas engine...

If you like it, thats what counts, but honestly I would take that off. Looks corny.

Looks like a traffic cone. But like you said, all that matters is if he likes it. A lot of people don't understand me lowering my Expy, but it's what I wanted.

Victor

 

[TactialMonkey]

haha the goal is corny I am making fun of all of the stupid daddy money modders that live by me there is seriously like 70 or so just large tip imports that rice around like they own the place so I am making fun of the kids that think a big tip automatically adds power I was talking to a kid who had a 370z and I was like you have cat backs hes like whats that? im like so just the big thing on the end right hes like yeah sounds sick doesn't it.. it makes it goes faster..... I wanted to cry a little bit, kids these days can even pop a hood its sad

 

[TactialMonkey]

Looks like a traffic cone. But like you said, all that matters is if he likes it. A lot of people don't understand me lowering my Expy, but it's what I wanted.

Victor

it is a kerosene can actually hahahaha I was not cutting up a propane tank so kerosene can next best thing

 

[FordandPolaris]

So why make yourself look like a fool by adding a kerosene can to the system...? Seems counter-intuitive if you want to show up the people who do not know how to open a hood. All they think is look at that guy with the diesel tip (most people probably dont realize its just a kerosene can) on his gas truck, he probably thinks it makes it go faster...

 

[TactialMonkey]

Oh shit never thought of it like that. Good point man... Well exhaust tip is on my list but headers and paint are first then cat delete and a muffler cut out then full MSD ignition and then custom bumpers and a roof rack and lift kit

 

[tonydiv]

Not everyone has the balls to drive around in an 'ironic' truck.

I just fear that people don't get it. I mean how do they know that you're not just one of those d-bags that you're making fun of?

 

[TactialMonkey]

So are you saying that people would be mad if they knew

 

[ELVATO]

Probably not.

What's to say the next car you see modded like that isn't doing so to make fun of you.

 

[TactialMonkey]

Ahh I see... I wrote "fart can" on it... Every d bag loves to race around and it just ****** me off to no ends

 

[01yellerCobra]

Should have used an actual Folgers coffee can. Went to a local cruise night a couple years ago and there was someone driving a Civic (I think, it's been awhile) that had a full card board body kit with masking tape and an actual coffee can for an exhaust tip.

 

[kmh1596]

Yuck... Not for me. But to each their own.if you like it, enjoy it.

 

[TactialMonkey]

hahaha idk I just decided to be unique and I had a can lying around so I made it a tip

 

[Mikes05expy]

haha the goal is corny I am making fun of all of the stupid daddy money modders that live by me there is seriously like 70 or so just large tip imports that rice around like they own the place so I am making fun of the kids that think a big tip automatically adds power I was talking to a kid who had a 370z and I was like you have cat backs hes like whats that? im like so just the big thing on the end right hes like yeah sounds sick doesn't it.. it makes it goes faster..... I wanted to cry a little bit, kids these days can even pop a hood its sad

Dude I totally know what you're talking about, these morons used to hang out at a shopping plaza by my house , mostly rice almost no American muscle. They called themselves the Toledo Tuners and one of the d bags would walk around with a camcorder and record people pulling in and parking and getting all these stupid camera angles like he was shooting a Hollywood movie, it was hilarious then he would tell everyone he was selling these videos he had made lol. They would talk about racing each other and who beat who but when I brought my tubbed 66 nova I had with a 327 and a big ol cam and lumped through the parking lot nobody seemed to want to race lol. Granted there were a few nice rides there that were actually modded but most of it was just civics and eclipses with the usual body kit, rims, giant wing and AutoZone fart can. It amused us every weekend.

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[TactialMonkey]

but the kids here have Nissan 370z's and Nissan GTRS, and Subaru STI and WRX sedans out the a$$ like millions of run of the mill d bag subys and every one else has an automatic mustang that revs it up when the start the car like they are some kind of carbureted short shift drag car

 

[Captain Morgan]

Nice work, all the more I want to see your rig in person now. I can't seem to find enough time or good weather to do all that much to my rig these days.

 

[TactialMonkey]

Nice work, all the more I want to see your rig in person now. I can't seem to find enough time or good weather to do all that much to my rig these days.

This is Washington the rain is just annoying I work through it hahaha or if its cold and dry than that's a work day as well...
And for the exhaust tip it has to come off it is some sort of road violation now new ordnance so I will be making a new one any suggestions like a resonator or something I want it to echo at idle.

 

[jglopic]

hahaha idk I just decided to be unique and I had a can lying around so I made it a tip

One of my favorite old websites:

https://www.angelfire.com/nc/mycoffeecan/page1.html