Why is a hunk of metal referred to as ‘she’?

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Eagle 71

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Many years ago, a reporter asked FADM Halsey why a Naval warship was referred to as ‘she’. Admiral Halsey answered as follows: “A ship is referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much in upkeep and effort to keep her looking pretty”. Splendid answer BTW.

Fast forward to earlier this decade, when I finally finished the restoration on my T-Bird (pictured in my avatar). I was trying to think of an appropriate nickname for my T-Bird, when I remembered Admiral Halsey’s answer from so long ago. So, I thought to myself, what actress used a lot of makeup to make her look pretty? The only name that came to mind was Elizabeth Taylor, aka ‘Liz’, so I applied Halsey’s answer towards the namesake of my T-Bird’s restoration.

Fast forward again, to a month or so ago. I purchased this gorgeous (and I use that word as a confirmed heterosexual), 2013, Ruby-Red-Metallic Expedition, with all the bells & whistles. So, what name would I honor her with? The answer – 'Elizabeth'. Reason: She drives like a mother, but much too-good-looking, and I had to trade ‘Liz’ in to procure her.

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Look at the bright side, it didn't take the money from 8 of your toys to afford the new girl. Like the 8 marriages of our dear Liz! Llke Lizzie hopefully yours being the last year 5.4, Ford got it right. Good looking Suv.

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Truck does look sharp.....

Contrary to many, I do not refer to my track/cars/bikes or boat as "her"....But I do understand the reasoning.....none work well without heavy doses of lubrication but run well with lots of noise when you slam them in the ass!

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In the words of Jeff Foxworthy, women are like diesel motors. It takes a while to get them going, but when you do, they can run a long, long, long time. Where Men are like bottle rockets, we fizzle out real quick, with a ooh, ahh!

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