Spiders. Hundreds of them.

[K9 Handler]

park the Expy in a large field and call an A10 strike...problem solved. Then call Bob at State Farm and tell him somethin' happened when you were on a nature hike.

 

[VoxVeritatis]

which creature comes in an orange spawn pod, with distinct black and white markings on it, a symbol if you will,
and the pod fixates itself using what seems to be an array of tentacles which used to be its face?

funny thing, really
how one creature can decide to totally change itself into something... different

Quite a tale you've spun...A web of a tale in the desert.


Nice blade and cape.


Not trolling us, are you?



Careful...sunrise in Mountain Time Zone.

(BTW, I'm in the fumigation camp. Baiting won't be effective. Airborne toxins are what it will take to eradicate Latrodectus mactans et al. They will reportedly avoid citrus and peppermint -- think essential oil here -- but you've already got quite an infestation; I doubt that the oils will effect a mass migration from your Expedition. And as they thrive in your desert habitat heat won't resolve this either. Enclose the vehicle and fog it.)

 

[Bruce Mitchell]

My advice is to call your county agricultural extension and let them positively ID the arachnids. They'll also be able to recommend eradication methods. Otherwise napalm.

 

[Daveyj]

Buy a large tarp for $20 and throw is over the car. weight down the edges with something and bug bomb the crap out of it.

 

[Mike C]

Drive up to the mountains and freeze them to death lol

 

[Yupster Dog]

How do you get rid of squatters? Give them a job.
Cobra doesn't have anything on SPYDR Anti-theft systems.
Slow painful death should be enough of a deterrent. Just got to work on the friendly fire.

 

[and0r]

i dont think you know how spiders work lol

 

[johnboneske]

If you need the strongest pesticide there is use this:

Demon Max Insecticide Pint 25.3% Cypermethrin https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00555SR9Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_iLCDCbN1WXJ9B

I use it on my house in the spring, one application and I don't have to do it again. Remember to wear goggles, gloves, and a respirator, not a cheap paper mask, but an actual charcoal one. Mix it 3 oz per gallon, and they will fall off instantly and die! I have never seen a pesticide work as good as this.

 

[Plati]

There are no spiders.
Its a fantasy

 

[and0r]

ok