Who else drove a tractor with no brakes pulling hay wagons every summer and just downshifted to slow down and shut it off in gear to stop? Luckily I never saw a car at the 4 way stop from one of the farmer's hayfiled in the 6 summers I worked there during MS/HS & college. Also so redneck you never asked why they never fixed the brakes & accepted it as normal? Belive it or not I'm a NYS redneck. They exist. -Go the wrong wind direction with the manure spreader on? You do that only once. LOL -Take the dare to p1ss on an electric fence? -have a 68 Chevy in 1989 for college with piston rings so bad, you added oil and pulled the plugs to clean them once a month because you couldn't afford a motor rebuild? Your friends always wondered why there were no lound bangs with all the blue smoke pouring out of it. -used the oil from your Dad's mechanic friend's shop. The mechanic dripped the last bit out of cans into a barrel. You had no idea what grade or brand you were getting but it was free! -parked pointed down on hills to start your car by rolling & popping the clutch because you couldn't afford a new battery?